Bursting Forth

L: Kevin Simmons

I was constipated till I over-dosed

On laxatives now I have the most

Evil case of you know what

Bursting forth from my butt

As a gooey liquid’s pouring out

That oddly resembles brustle sprout

It burns so much that I could pout

And then I hear my neighbor shout

“If it were just the sounds I wouldn’t care

But with that smell it just isn’t fair

That the fumes are starting to thin my hair

Hey!  Could I get a courtesy flush over there?”