Pearly Whites
L/M: Kevin Simmons
I’m on an escalator to Heaven
Heading towards the Pearly Gate
I can’t believe I overdosed
On mouthwash and toothpaste
My dentist alone will miss me
He always loved my teeth
But I hope he don’t regret he
Always made me brush daily
Cause now I’m going from pearly whites
And I’m going from gold fillings
To pearly gates and golden streets
From dental floss to silver strings
And sweets! I’m happy with the site!
I’m happy in this place
I’m happy with my teeth
I don’t even gotta brush ‘em
To keep them clean
I’m happier on these stairs
Than I was with the lease
On the almighty toothbrush
That had given me peace.
Cause now I’m going from pearly whites
And I’m going from gold fillings
To pearly gates and golden streets
From dental floss to silver strings
And sweets! I’m happy with the site!
That I see
Laid all out in front of me
As I’m rising up and walking in
Leaving the plaque I had stripped away
As if it were my sin
What a glorious day
Cause now I’m going from pearly whites
And I’m going from gold fillings
To pearly gates and golden streets
From dental floss to silver strings
And sweets! I’m happy with the site!
I’m happy with the site
I’m happy with my pearly whites
I’m happy with their sight
I’m happy with this site
There surely is no better plight