BAD AIR

SCENE SETTING: Brian and Chris are sitting on the back of a car.

CHRIS: So what do you think about air?

(Brian looks at him confused)

BRIAN: Air?

CHRIS: Yeah, you know, air, like the invisible stuff you breathe.

BRIAN: I know what it is?

CHRIS: So what do you think about it?

BRIAN: I don’t know, I’ve never really given much thought.

CHRIS: Well you should, we take air for granted, we should leave it as clean as possible. I mean think about it, why do you think people have bad breath…?

BRIAN: …the air?

CHRIS: Bingo, it’s the air my mukalaki mama, the air.

BRIAN: Oh ok then, I’ll try to stay away from stuff that will contaminate the air so I don’t have to be a part of the bad air crowd.

CHRIS: I’m so glad to hear you say that.

(Pause)

CHRIS: Want to burn some more Styrofoam?

BRIAN: Sure

(fade out)

END

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